Go With the Flow

Meta-Preamble

We were joined in our adventure on the Thunder Bird by the young Anmangarn half-breed Lhankor Mhy initiate, Varanos, whom the Black Spears sent on the journey to keep a protective eye on the sacred spear of the Colymar. Despite his questionable parentage and a reputation for bucking authority, his mentor, Hastur the Lawspeaker himself, vouched for Varanos’ honor and intelligence. Leika, who is willing to defer to her Ring when they speak wisely, agreed and sent Varanos along as her eyes and ears. After all, the last time Leika employed us directly, we subverted her goals somewhat. Leika is not a queen who repeats mistakes1.

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We survived the fall from the Thunder Bird, miraculously. We awoke to find ourselves face down in mud (miraculously not drowned, too), with spear-wielding baboons pawing at our metal valuables. Berrik awoke quickly and baring teeth and growling in Beastspeech, he convinced the baboons to back off and engage us in relatively polite conversation. The baboons apologized with open-paws, saying they thought we were dead. They laughed at us whenever we mentioned riding to Prax on the Great Thunder Bird (“Thunder Bird?! Yeah, right, humans so funny. Baboons know this is joke!”). They helped us orient ourselves: we were somewhere near Corflu, in the Zola Fel River Delta, hundreds of miles off our original course to Pavis. The baboons told us that Corflu was a ruin now, and that Pavis was a ruin, too. The only city left in Prax that wasn’t a ruin was Monkey Ruins2. Stupid humans, we call it Ruins to trick you. Despite suffering their ridicule, the baboons gifted us with some half-eaten fish and eels and wished us good luck on our journey.

Berrik decided to head towards Corflu, despite the baboons telling us it was in ruins. Fortunately, we came across two affable Riverfolk, Sarky and Dagis, who helped us3. Leading us along the shore as far as possible, Dagis finally departed in their little coracle to return a few hours later with a larger fishing boat we could all fit in. They then paddled us northward, through the marsh, to the little fishing village of Reedy.

At Reedy, we were treated well, fed, and introduced to Captain Namarth, sun-weathered captain of the riverboat, The Bluefish, and his two children and crew, Summy and Liss. For a fee of 50L, Namarth was happy to carry us to Pavis, a journey he had made many times for trade. He also obliquely indicated that he would be happy for strong company, as the river was acting weirdly lately, but he didn’t want to discuss it further.

In the distance, to the west, we could see the smoke fires of the Corflu pirates rising. Why didn’t the pirates attack Reedy, we wondered? Because they do not know, or care, that we are here.

We spent the night on The Bluefish, anchored upon the Zola Fel. The sounds of mosquitoes and frogs echoed all around us. Aeson had a vivid nightmare of giant red spiders on a desolate moon. When he awoke, we were already under way.

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We left the swamps and marshes of the river delta behind and entered the great wide canyons of the lower Zola Fel. The river was flooded with the spring melt from the distant Rockwood Mountains and the sailing was easy under the capable hands of Namarth and his children. The distance cliffs, easily kilometers away east and west, rose above us. To the west, beyond the 300 meter cliffs, would lie the sacred chaparral of Prax, and to the east, beyond the taller 1000 meter cliffs, would lie the harsh desert of Vulture’s Country and the desolation of Genert’s Wastes. By late afternoon, we had arrived at the permanent fishing village of Lokazzi (perhaps 35 kilometers north of Reedy), where we spent the night among its stone and adobe walls, eating, dancing, and story-telling with the locals.

That night, Obrast had a wet dream that he was incredibly sexy and she was just going to love him. When he awoke, we were already under way.

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Past Lokazzi, we left behind the wide canyons of the lower Zola Fel and entered the South Bog. Midges, biting flies the size of one’s thumb, and mosquitos descended upon us. To make matters worse, a sandstorm blew in from the northeast, forcing Captain Namarth to tack frequently and slowing our progress upstream.

An unusual event occurred: a school of fish came flying up the river, above the water. They leapt and danced through the air just as if they were in the river, but they did this just above the water’s surface. A few landed in The Bluefish, and we threw them back in the Zola Fel, only to see them leap immediately back into the air and rejoin the school.

Unable to escape the South Bog quickly, we were forced to anchor midstream and sleep out the night, feasted upon by insects and haunted by odd calls and loud splashes of creatures in the distance. Once or twice, something pushed past the boat, heading upstream. But no one dreamed anything.

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The next day, despite the cursed winds still pushing out of the north and east, we escaped the South Bog and entered the narrow canyons between the sacred North Head Acres to the west and the Eyes Rise Flat to the east.

But by midmorning, Namarth was forced to stop the boat as the river was blocked by frolicking undines; Namarth did not enough magic to shoo so many of them away, so we just had to wait.

As chance would have it, we anchored within the looming shadows of the Five Eyes, a canyon wall that came down right to the river’s edge. Within the cliff face were five massive cave entrances that looked very, very much like eyes staring out at the river. We felt a strange compulsion to investigate those caves; besides, there was nothing else to do on the boat.

We found each “eye” filled with a globe of seawater. Two were deadly hot or cold to the touch (which we absolutely did not touch). Two were scaldingly hot or bracingly cold, and one was pleasantly warm. We pushed through the pleasantly warm globe and found ourselves within the ancient Five Eyes Temple4.

We soon found ourselves within the temple sanctum, were dozens of newtlings, undines, and water horses cavorted, danced, made-out, and otherwise partied-down in the foaming water, music, and light. We found ourselves drawn in, attempting to trace unseen magical pathways with our own dancing. Varanos, unaccustomed to heroquesting, fumbled and flailed helplessly upon the edges of the ceremony, but Aeson and Berrik plunged (literally) ahead, dancing, swimming, mounting a water horse, and, climatically, pleasing the Frog Woman. Aeson took the lead with his nimble tongue and as the Frog Woman achieved what she wanted most, the newtlings exploded into a orgy of reproduction around us.

While the newtlings spawned around us, we saw a crested dragonewt we had not seen before (Were they even there before?) beckoning us to speak with them. The dragonewt was none other than Sarna Ya’qal and his mutilated translator, Slave to Lies. Sarna Ya’qal drew us a frustratingly oblique (stereotypically for dragonewts) message upon the sand, which Slave to Lies translated for us:

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“Sarna Ya’qal says: Storm Dragon has risen. Sun Dragon has risen. Sea Dragon is rising. Darkness Dragon will rise. Mountain Dragon will rise. All five Dragons shall ascend to the Moon. Things fall apart: the centre cannot hold. The circle of dragon power must be complete. And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Boldhome to be born?”

If we learned anything at Five Eyes Temple, it was the sacred words that begin and end all sacred Zola Fel ceremonies: Go With the Flow.


People We Met

Cheeky Bj

Cheeky, Son of Chuff, lives in the Zola Fel delta. He is a troop leader and rather talkative for a baboon. Intimidated by Berrik, he made no move to challenge us and instead proved very helpful. He prejudicially scoffed at most anything we said, but was nonetheless informative. He even gave us some half-gnawed raw eels to slake our hunger, most certainly either a sign of great respect, or a prank, or both. Certainly, we know a lot more of the true history of Glorantha now thanks to his tutelage.

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Inseparable friends in their mid 40s, Sarky (the thin one) and Dagis (the big one) saved us from stumbling into Corflu and falling prey to the Wolf Pirates.

Sarky is a scrawny, near-sighted beanpole, twitchy and talkative, who enjoys showing off his (rather limited) knowledge and experience, and his (similarly limited) language skills – he speaks native Boatspeech, fluent Pavic, and fairly poor Sartarite, Praxian and New Pelorian.

Dagis is large, somewhat overweight, patient, slow-moving and mostly speaks in monosyllables: “Yup,” “Nope,” “Mebbe so,” and “I reckon.” He often sucks on a tasty marsh-reed with gusto.

Both riverfolk men live in the small river village of Reedy, at the north end of the Zola Fel River Delta. They have dealt with adventurers like us before. Or so they told us over reedbeer in Reedy.

As we drank with them, Dagis nudged Sarky and Sarky, somewhat timidly, asked to see our tattoos. Both men seemed disappointed, as we did not bear strong and obvious water, harmony, and movement runes combined in a certain way. They seemed especially disappointed that Aeson did not. When pressed, they admitted that years ago, they had rescued a Yelmalian, an Uroxi, and an Arroyan who all seemed lost and confused, had encountered Chuff the Baboon and his troop, and all bore the sacred runes of the Zola Fel. Sarky and Dagis ferried the heroes to Corflu, which was not occupied by pirates then, and helped them find the local newtling shaman, Sa’ar, who explained the meaning of the Zola Fel stigmata to the heroes. Over time, tales of the heroes’ exploits along the Zola Fel drifted down river, much to Sarky and Dagis’ delight, as they had been the first people, besides baboons anyway, to meet them.

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Gruff and weathered beyond his years, Captain Namarth has been sailing his festively festooned felucca, The Bluefish, up and down the Zola Fel for most of his adult life. Though a widower, his late wife (Nesmee) granted him two handsome children: Summy, now a fine lad of 17, and Liss, a pretty young girl of 15, who are not only his children but his crew. He loves them both very much.

Underneath his gruff and weathered exterior, Namarth is a kind-hearted man (like most riverfolk) and a dedicated worshipper of Zola Fel. He is perhaps one of the best sailors on the river. When he dies, Summy will inherit The Bluefish.

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We first met the crested dragonewt, Sarna Ya’qal, when trying to find the dream dragon, Yezerum Storm. He and his cadre of dragonewts came upon us in the Thunder Hills, where his ever-present voice, Slave to Lies, translated for us.

Sarna Ya’qal asked us to deliver utuma to Yezerum Storm, which we did. For this, Sarna Ya’qal admitted to being eternally grateful.

To meet such a powerful dragonewt once is notable. To meet the same one twice is unbelievable. Our fates, as the wise people would say, are entertwined.

Foundry Chat Log


  1. When we took the Black Spear to the Smoking Ruin and returned with Ernalda’s Mirror, our actions ruffled some political feathers in Clearwine. By implictly siding with Treya of Ezel and Daravala Chan, we empowered Daravala’s political position at the expense of her sister’s, Ereneva Chan (the Tribal Earth Priestess). And Ereneva and Leika are quite close. While the outcome overall was a net positive for Clearwine Temple (and Leika by extension), such slights are never forgotten by the Earth Women. And while we may not have been entirely aware of whose toes we were stamping on, we stamped away nonetheless. ↩︎

  2. Cheeky, the baboon troop leader, was happy to regale us with the true history of the world. For example, all baboons trace their ancestry to Grandfather Baboon, the first mortal to die. Their greatest demi-god hero is the mighty Gorilla, who founded his Empire of the Apes in the long-ago Golden Age and ruled it from Gorilla City; their Trickster, Monkey, brought down Gorilla’s empire by playing tricks on everybody and he turned Gorilla City into Monkey Ruins. The first baboon shaman was Mandrill, who paints his face as a magical mask and uses totems to deal with the denizens of Baboon Spirit Land. Baboons display their bottoms as a token of submission: this posture is known as “mooning,” and indeed a baboon’s rosy buttocks inspired the Seven Mothers’ to create the Red Moon Rune. They know humans are really stupid and were tricked by Monkey into both knowing shame and wearing clothes, twin ravages from which the baboons remain proudly free and untroubled. ↩︎

  3. They helped us in many ways, but not in the least by keeping us from actually going to Corflu, which though in ruins, was now an active Wolf Pirate base. No one comes back from Corflu5↩︎

  4. The fame, or infamy, of Five Eyes Temple is known, even in Sartar. Anyone who grew up in Prax or Pavis certainly knows about it. Krang the Dragon is said to lived for generations in Five Eyes until it was killed, over a dozen years ago, by a motley crew of mercenaries hired by the exiled Duke Raus of Ronegarth. In addition to killing the dream dragon, the mercenaries indiscriminately massacred all the other inhabitants; Raus paid a bounty of 10L for every newtling hide they brought back. All that killing was in the service of recovering a single missing Lunar soldier (who was already dead). ↩︎

  5. This is the moment when the Narrator says, “And that was the end of that. Anyone want pizza?” ↩︎